come sail away
whoops…

I got way way wayyyy too drunk on Friday night and had sex all over my best friend’s house while she was on vacation…. including in her bed. she just found the charm that broke off of my pandora bracelet on her bedside table. I’m the worst friend and I am so so so screwed. 

I’m going to fall in love with this boy.

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

lifehackable:

More Girl Advice Here

I’m pretty sure that the guy I’ve been dating is married. I want to stab him. I have never felt dumber.

I have built a home
for you
in my heart;
just know
the door may
not always be open,
but it will always
be unlocked.
To You, It’s Always to You. (via wteverrr)
shithotawkward:

a group of Colombians practicing the monthly ritual sacrifice of a small child to the she-wolf 

shithotawkward:

a group of Colombians practicing the monthly ritual sacrifice of a small child to the she-wolf 

dutchster:

i was googling for an “excited” gif and i came across this

image

it’s even transparent

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news