SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
I’m pretty sure that the guy I’ve been dating is married. I want to stab him. I have never felt dumber.
in my heart;
the door may
not always be open,
but it will always
|—||To You, It’s Always to You. (via wteverrr)|
a group of Colombians practicing the monthly ritual sacrifice of a small child to the she-wolf
i was googling for an “excited” gif and i came across this
it’s even transparent
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news
I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER
Childish Gambino - 3005 (x)