I got way way wayyyy too drunk on Friday night and had sex all over my best friend’s house while she was on vacation…. including in her bed. she just found the charm that broke off of my pandora bracelet on her bedside table. I’m the worst friend and I am so so so screwed.
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
I’m pretty sure that the guy I’ve been dating is married. I want to stab him. I have never felt dumber.
in my heart;
the door may
not always be open,
but it will always
|—||To You, It’s Always to You. (via wteverrr)|
a group of Colombians practicing the monthly ritual sacrifice of a small child to the she-wolf
i was googling for an “excited” gif and i came across this
it’s even transparent
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news